Somewhere, Nowhere, Everywhere - I'm going

We're going places with this game. you need three lines on the ground. One is somewhere, one is nowhere and one is everywhere. Use your comedian to introduce this. Last one to the correct line is out. Point in the wrong direction, point in the right direction, point to nothing in particular, call out "Elsewhere" if they move off the line they are out. You can up the difficulty with adding more lines, Elsewhere, Over-there, etc.

You can also make this a theme game, if you're in the Navy, it's the bow, midship, aft, stern, etc. If you're piratey, then it's the bow, forecastle, stern, poop deck, etc. If it's baseball, then it might be dugout, pitcher's mound, outfield etc.